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Parkup with a twist

I should have realized that something was up. Marce in the morning…well, let’s just say she lacks her usual effervescent twinkle in her eyes, at least until properly caffeinated. However this morning I find an unusually chipper navigator who has pre-programmed our destination into the GPS. Trusting but prudent, after the Google map blinks to life, I ask what’s a Novo Selo? “Not saying,” she says, “it’s a surprise.”

Well I’m game, at least we’re still in Bulgaria but as we pass through a small town called Novo Selo Google has us turnoff the gravel macadam onto a rough gravel “road”. Soon there is absolutely nothing within 360 degrees. Another turn and  now we are raising up a cloud of dust on a rough rutted dirt road that hasn’t seen rain in years. What could possibly be out here? As we struggle up a steep rise, what little is here has been burned and dried out in the hot sun. Another turn to the left and it’s clear that there hasn’t been anyone here in a very long time.

We waited for the cloud of dust, we had stirred up, to settle. We were met with an otherworldly scene.

Things are largely made of chicken wire and concrete, and yes those are eggs.

Could it be that this represents a fever dream of the history of man?

Looks like the dinosaurs have been used for target practice, but I still think it’s going to be an eerie hot night.

Sweet dreams.

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No particular place to go

We’ve been dealing with unfamiliar languages, strange currencies, and Schengen, but as we approach the Bulgarian border crossing we were hit with this sign. This is going to get a bit tricky.

In an hour we’ll be dealing with the Bulgarian Lev currency which is at 1.86 BGN for 1.00 USD as opposed to what we’re are now dealing with the Serbian dinar, which is 111.57 RSD for 1.00 USD. The alphabet is going to pose a bit of agro.

I suppose now is as good a time as any to come clean, dear Escapee’s, and admit that just like in Serbia, we don’t have any real plan or a clue as to what to expect in Bulgaria. You could say Bulgaria’s kind of just “in the way” of our destination, and it’s in Schengen so it’s bound to be a hit and run.

We find that our parkup is a subway ride away from Sofia. What’s in Sofia you ask? Don’t know, let’s go and find out.

Nice clean and modern Soviet style subway, but we still haven’t a clue where to get off so we just wait until most everyone else does. Don’t laugh it usually works.

Gulp, that’s a big one!

We emerge from the underground into a bustling city, staring up at a comely lass perched high on a pedestal holding a laurel wreath and an owl on her left hand. Turns out she is St. Sofia patron saint of the city.

Casting our eyes downward we noticed an old lady smoking a roll-up, sitting on some stairs that lead down to an entrance to an ancient stone chapel. She slowly stood up without a word, pulled out a large old key and, puffing away, motioned us to follow.

We didn’t know it but we had just run into St Petka Samardzhyiska church. Oddly enough this church was built in the 4th century on the foundations of Constantine the Great’s castle. Those of you Escapees paying attention will remember Mr C. The G. from our last installment.

Frescoes on the dome.

While walking down a city street we noticed a large gathering of well dressed people. We stopped and Yours Truly said. “It must be a wedding.” Oops.

After the crowd dispersed and the dear departed had…departed…we decided it was a great time to checkout the cathedral.

The Necropolis of Saint Sofia Cathedral is really something. The earliest church on this site dates back to the 4th century. Over the centuries a series of churches were constructed and subsequently destroyed by invading forces. The magnificent church you’re looking at was built in the 6th century and even did time as a mosque in the 16th century. I don’t know, maybe it was my mood, but in a possible violation of rule #2 (Don’t get jaded), I wandered around this magnificent Cathedral humming Peggy Lee’s old anthem to ennui “Is That All There Is?”

After wandering quite a while, as we reached the exit, the guy at the ticket kiosk, leaned over his counter and in a most conspiratorial tone said, “You’ll want to go down into the crypt. There are over 50 tombs down there from 5 different eras.” How much? Free for seniors! At that point, I’m all in.

The descent down into the crypt went well due to the clever and handsome stairs and glass walkways they’ve constructed throughout the catacombs.

There are four or five stories of catacombs, tombs, and ruins of previous churches under St Sophia.

Ancient mosaics from a long forgotten church floor.

We are overwhelmed. And alone.

Painted fresco from inside a tomb.

Up from the catacombs among the living, St Sofia still surprises.

We heard that a famous heroic Soviet era memorial was not to be missed, mainly due to the decidedly non-heroic, non-patriotic graffiti that the Bulgarians relentlessly cover the monument in. I admit I was reluctant, the damn thing was all the way across town and after all, it’s a funky Soviet era heroic memorial and I can laugh at it from here. Need I remind you, dear Escapees of rule #3 which clearly states that the juice must be worth the squeeze!

So we take a flyer and it’s really a hike. It seems the Bulgarians are deeply into a major spring cleaning and have a protective corrugated metal wall around what looks like a massive city block of memorials.

The obelisk is a nice touch.

And here you can voice your concerns or love of Soviet propaganda.

The squeeze part of the juice was even more painful than I feared as we trudged back towards the underground.

But wait there’s more! We ran right into St George’s church thought to be the oldest building in modern Sofia. Originally built as Roman Baths in the late 3rd century, three layers of frescoes have been discovered, most notably the 22 prophets decorating the dome.

These frescoes are wonderful.

Now which direction is the underground?

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Serbian Suprise

I think it would be safe to say that we have a thing for mosaics. Especially ancient Roman mosaics. In another Serbian suprise I give you Constantine the Great’s Roman villa in Medijana, Nis, Serbia.

Built in 306, it’s hard to imagine how large and sophisticated this villa is, featuring heated floors, saunas, gymnasium, a water tower, a colonnaded courtyard, and more tile mosaics than I’ve ever seen in any one place.

The first thing you notice is the fantastic expanse of this beautiful and clever building erected to protect the villa. Although Roman artifacts can be found all over the flat plains of Mediana, we found it hard to keep in mind that this is just one man’s home, but then if you think about it, Constantine does carry the moniker, “The Great.”

One of the many brick fireplaces used to heat floors and water.

Endless permutations on geometric tile motifs.

Marce inspects the peristyle colonnade courtyard.

Six sided fountain room.

You could spend days in this place but time waits for no one and we have a date with a Bulgarian border crossing.

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Schengen deficit disorder

Many of the countries we’re traveling through have recently signed on to the travelers’ curse known as the Schengen Agreement. Those countries allow citizens of non-member countries to travel freely within the Zone for 90 days out of 180 days. Then you have to leave the Zone until you’ve saved up enough days Out before you can re-enter. If you overstay your allotted 90-days-out-of-180 you could get fined or banned from re-entry for a period of up to five years. So it’s good to keep track of your Days In. To find out where we stand on the Schengen countdown Marce consults several apps that purport to be the official accounting of our days left in Schengen land. It’s a rolling calendar, so you don’t have to do exactly 90 In/90 Out. And that’s why tomorrow when we cross into Serbia we will be leaving the Schengen Zone for awhile, and need to keep track of our Days Out.  

We’ve got a beautiful day for it and it’s not a big crossing so we’re expecting a smooth time of it.

Looks like mountain passes and rough tunnels are going to be the order of the day. We crossed the Danube River at the Iron Gates, a UNESCO Heritage site which forms the boundary between Romania and Serbia. This last gorge on the Danube also separates the Carpathian from the Balkan mountains.

This rock sculpture of King Decebalus is said to be the tallest rock sculpture in Europe, carved somewhere between 13,000 to 5,000 years ago, which I think pins it down pretty well.

Soon we find ourselves in the mountains again and when rounding a curve on a steep downhill slope we saw a view so magnificent that I quickly pulled over into a gravel roadside overview, covered in a cloud of dust.

The Danube River my ancestors floated past

It was a brakes don’t fail me now moment.

We decided that there was no other view we’d rather wake up to, so we stayed the night.

In the morning we selfied and paused a few moments to let this magnificent view soak in one last time.

Down the mountain we cautiously went.

Marce had found a small garden like parkup where there were signs extolling the virtues of the heroes of the battle of Cegar in 1809. We enjoy a good memorial so in true Escapee tradition we were off.

Turns out ya pays your money and you waits your turn.

It seems the Serbs badly lost the battle against the Turks, so they shot at their own powder magazine preferring an honorable death, being blown to smithereens, than slavery under the Turks. The Turks built this memorial in an attempt to frighten the Serbs but didn’t understand the mentality of who they were dealing with. The freedom-loving Heroes of Cegar.

Yes the Turks built a Tower using those dead Serbian hero’s skulls

But, funseekers, this is not even what we came for. Stay tuned for the next installment of fun in Serbia.

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Nine Man Morris in the rain

It’s a rainy day in Transylvania, not the kind of weather recommended for the type of activity we’d had in mind for today. Actually we find ourselves, after a change of plans, hours of backtracking away from where we need to be, just to begin. That’s why we are vanbound, watching the rain bead up on our windows, while playing a cutthroat game of Nine Man Morris. Our old sailor mate Alan made our board by hand and our playing pieces are stones and shells we collected in our travels.

I guess it all started years ago when I saw a Top Gear television show where the admittedly insane hosts pronounced the Transfagarasan Pass the best sports car road in the world. I thought, “In Transylvania? Best in the world? Someday I’d like to give that a go.”

The change of plans bit of this story is that we’ve found as we travel the world the phenomenally profound power of movies and television is astounding. Turns out the Top Gear pronouncement turned the Transfagarasan into a slow motion funereal bumper-to-bumper creep over the pass. However, the nearly identical Transalpina Pass is as close to the original experience that Top Gear loved but not nearly as crowded. At least that’s what our friends claim.

That brings us to the “sportscar” bit of the story, and a six meter, 3.5 metric ton, six-speed Fiat Ducato RV hardly qualifies. Escape Velocity does have new Michelin tires but sometimes you just have to “run what ya brung.” But not in the rain, and that leaves us playing Nine Man Morris waiting out the weather in the van.

In the morning we find ourselves completely enveloped in a pea soup fog. Well, this is disappointing. It’s not actually raining but it might as well be. We expect more of Transylvania but decide to stage EV two hours closer at what we’ll call the starting line for the Transalpina. Visibility is far from ideal so we pull into a parking lot and make lunch. And wait.

It was like Christmas morning while trying to convince your parents that it’s really light enough outside to start opening presents, and besides I think the fog is lifting slightly. Now we can see people off in the distance hiking past our parkup.

Long story short,  it was deemed safe enough to start. Gemini and Moonbeam, our mischievous resident little people, once again bequeathed special dispensation for spunky fools.

As I found the rhythm of the Transalpine curves and switchbacks, the skies were definitely lightening a bit.

The serpentine, well engineered Transalpina road, it turns out, is fun at any speed.   

I confess that there were times that Marce didn’t seem to enjoy the experience as much as I did.

She did mention something about palmsweat.

As a rule I do not ride EV’s brakes when descending a hill because I may need them more at the bottom. I suppose, in those who are susceptible, this practice might cause palmsweat. However a 3.5 ton vehicle can pick up speed at an alarming rate which forces one to use the binders and lower gears, judiciously but periodically, allowing cooling in between applications. While in a “cooling period” we rounded a blind curve and suddenly the sinuous curves and back to back switchbacks, not to mention spectacular mountainous scenery, after 150km suddenly came to an end. It was time to test the theory. The brakes were more than up to the demand and in a flash we pulled into Marce’s tiny park-like lot, and EV’s engine was switched off.

We found that we were surrounded by cherry and Mirabella plum trees. What a celebration.

Sometimes life is just a bowl of cherries.

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Like islands in the stream

We’re following the trail of Fortified Churches just like islands in the stream. Actually, we’re following them within reason. There are so many that aren’t on the UNESCO World Heritage list but are still really quite beautiful.

Knowing we are susceptible and don’t want to succumb to our tendency to go down the rabbit hole, when we came to a fork in the road that bore a brown heritage sign that said Dumbraveni, Armenian fortified church, make a hard left turn…we did. Parked roadside we found a handwritten note on the impressive church’s door that said the old man up the street has the key.

He wasn’t home, which happens frequently. It’s hard to pass up a chance to see the Armenian priest Avedik Likac’s mummified heart from 1896, forgotten but found in the church recently, and maybe we might learn why in 1371 a lot of Armenians showed up here. Still, there’s no denying this is a powerful Baroque structure.

You’ll know it’s time to go when the local kids do a high speed drive by.

Back in Escape Velocity we were hot on the trail of the Biertan fortified church which is on the UNESCO world heritage list. Surrounded by vineyards this 15th century Transylvanian Saxon church is encircled by three tiers of 35 foot tall defensive walls, connected by towers and gates, said to make its defenses, in medieval times, impossible to breach.

Our parkup, on a dirt alley, is in the shadow of those defensive walls. I’m waiting for the local kids to buzz by us with their horse carts.

By evening a local man invited us to a better parkup on his property. We were humbled by his kindness to total strangers, and he even asked us to help him eat some of his mirabella plums which coincidentally are a specialty of Loraine, France, where my people are originally from.

A look out the back window

Another blistering Transylvanian day greeted us in the morning. We haven’t a clue how to get up to the church through the massive fortified bit. You can clearly see the three terraced defensive walls.

True to our moniker, we Escapees found a way and up another covered staircase. It seems to be a trend. We were grateful for the shade.

We had just reached the courtyard when suddenly the church began to vibrate with the unmistakable opening chords of an old pipe organ. We ducked into the church through its elaborately carved door to find a small audience ready for a concert.

Short but enjoyable, the crowd left as one with the last note still echoing off the stone walls, leaving us free to explore this 15th century church virtually on our own.

This alter piece had panels that flip around to different saints or holidays depending on what would be more appropriate, just like Vanna White had to do on Wheel of Fortune. I’m sure Vanna flipped her panels with more sincerity, style, and grace than anyone else could possibly do.

Turns out, in a strange quirk of fate, the Biertan Church contains a Sacristy door with a 19-point deadlock system that just might be more famous than the church. It won first prize at the 1900 Paris World Expo.

Ok, funseekers we’ve found an oddity just for you Escapees known as Vowel Reconciliation Prison.

Let’s say you want a divorce. You go to your Bishop and say, “I want a divorce.” He’s going to say first you’re going to spend up to six weeks behind iron bars, locked in a tower room with your unbeloved where you will learn to iron out your issues while sharing one spoon, one cup, one fork, one bowl, one chair, and one bed.

I’m thinking these are probably inspirational frescos.

No magnetometers in the 15th century either.

No record of deaths but remarkably successful with only one couple proceeding to divorce in 300 years! It’s going to take a while to get that image out of my brain. On that happy note we start back down.

Well, dear Escapees, it looks like we are embarking on another grand quest. These Fortified churches are addictive.

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Sighisoara, say it soft and it’s almost like praying

Somehow Marce managed to find a campground with a swimming pool in the middle of crowded, overheated Sighisoara. Without a moment to lose we imagined where a pathway might logically start on the way up to the citadel. Sure enough, typically you just know it’s going to be further than you’d think possible, and it was.

Not well used and in need of some attention we started up the stairs thinking that there is probably a good reason that nobody uses these stairs.

No idea how many steps there are but we’re pretty sure there will be no golden Buddhas at the top.

Summiting the knob, we sat for another breather. When able, we wandered around and through the citadel gate to find the main square of a charming medieval village.

We were disappointed to find that the UNESCO World Heritage listed Viscri fortified chapel was sited far up on an outcropping, high above the old citadel, way at the tippy top. Built originally in the 1100s it’s said to be in excellent shape. Nice touch that they provided covered stairs, but a hit of oxygen would’ve served better. Not on the menu but a beer was.

Well there’s nothing for it but to finish that pork belly sandwich and frites and hit the stairs.

Stepping out of the stair-tunnel was like entering another ethereal peaceful world.

No medieval church tour is complete without exploring the catacombs below.

Ok, I admit the hair is kinda creepy.

I probably have people buried down there.

On the way back down we picked up the citadel walled defensives.

There’s so much more to explore in the citadel that we decided to meet friends who are touring on motorcycles, and make the climb again tomorrow.

We awoke to a fine Sighisoara morning but we had to hustle over the Tarnava River bridge which involves loosening up those stiff climbing muscles. Our friends are meeting us at a neighborhood riverside park.

We first met Bertine and Vico at our favorite Thai guest house in Chiang Mai. We met up with them again in Sumatra, and now again right here in Sighisoara, Transylvania. We were keen to try a better way up the knob.

This clock tower is really something and twice a day it is spot on,

A restorative afternoon snack and we’ll have to say goodbye to this magical place.

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Bunesti surprise

We wandered through Bunesti until a likely looking dusty parkup presented itself. The vanlife “diesel telegram” is often more of a rumor mill than a sure thing marked with an upside down crimson teardrop on Google maps. Come to think of it Google Maps in Morocco is far from a sure thing as well. 

We could see the old village up a forested path at the top of a knoll.

Suffice it to say, it’s steeper than it looks and sadly we found that we had to give up all that ground due to walls and fences that led us back down, past their quaint shops in town.

There are a lot of wobbly, ankle twisting cobble streets in this town but the real bonus was that several nesting storks were using their nest supporting structures mounted on houses, light or telephone poles.

While driving through Romania we’ve noticed that some communities seem to be really enthusiastic about having nesting storks and some aren’t.

We’re on the hunt for something we’d heard were called fortified churches. Turns out there were over 300 hundred medieval fortified churches in Transylvania. Almost every village had at least one, but only six out of the 150 that still remain are UNESCO listed, and this one in Bunesti is supposed to be one of the best.

It seems the Ottoman-Turks, Mongols, and Tatars were frequent and uninvited visitors in these parts starting in the 1200s. In response, many villages built walls around their whole town or, if they couldn’t afford that, then just their church for defense. These sprouted castle-like, curtain walls, reinforced gates, and defensive towers, that were usually within sight of the neighboring town’s tower.

While the enthusiastic German caretaker regaled Marce with historic tidbits, and Marce tried keeping up with his German dialect, I slipped away for a reconnoiter but he had the place locked up.

Luckily by this time Marce had charmed him into finding the large ornate key to unlock the church for us. I’m glad he did. We were gobsmacked.

Originally a Catholic Church, this country church was richly decorated with saintly frescoes. But during the Reformation they were painted over, leaving a daunting project to try to restore what they can.

This is the manual hand pump for their pipe organ which was sent away for restoration but no one knows where it is any more. Nearly every one of these churches has a pipe organ, and many are still working.

Outside in the church courtyard.

Marce’s favorite, a trip up the tower.

To go from knowing nothing about fortified churches to having this amazing experience has been humbling. I think we’ll have a bit of a wander through Bunesti on the way back to Escape Velocity.

Turns out King Charles owns this charitable compound in Bunesti.

Ok fun seekers, you escapees might be seeing more of these in the near future.

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Surprisingly medieval Romania

We both felt the need to get up into the clear fresh mountain air, and sure enough Marce found a free overnight, camper friendly parkup. Romania is so beautiful that any chance to get a better look at it never disappoints. However to get up here one has to do the one lane two-step boogie.

Just the same, it is quite lovely up here.

But wait, there’s more. Turns out we found a delightful surprise bonus waiting for us to explore.

A short but steep uphill climb led to a mountaintop UNESCO citadel called Catatea Rupea, which turns out to have been built in the 1200s. Think of it as another medieval Romanian surprise.

The citadel was built by the Transylvanian Saxons and clings to a 400 ft tall basalt cliff.

The location between Brasov and Sighisoara allowed them to control the valley below.

The night parking lot guard stretched a chain across the entrance and in the morning he collected the 15 lei (3 usd) to enter the citadel. As we finished our coffee, the morning sunrays spilled across the fields bathing the scene in a deeply textured relief. We started up the path.

It didn’t take long for dark clouds, scudding down the valley, to add a little drama to the scene.

A quick celebration at the summit, and a peaceful panoramic view of the Romanian countryside.

One last chance to enjoy this find as we head back down.

Faithful Escape Velocity waits patiently.

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The Apulum Way

Deep in the heart of Romania lies the Transylvanian town of Alba Iulia, the location in ancient times of the legendary Roman encampment Apulum. Even Ptolemy made mention of this Roman encampment which started in 106 AD. This sunny morning we are walking to explore the mighty citadel and its defensive walls the Roman encampment has grown into.

The Romans really knew how to humble you, especially with grand entrances and this southern gate is magnificent.

After entering the gate you could see the original draw bridge workings.

Here are pieces of the original Roman road.

It’s one of those peaceful kind of citadels.

St. Michael’s Cathedral

Turns out Transylvania is a wonderful location to explore so off we go.

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